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Kids: my sister is going to have another baby soon and I am practically dying because I can't be there. I want to babysit my niece and nephew while the new baby is being born. But I especially want to hold this new little baby (Wee Baby Three) and kiss her and smell her and feel her baby soft skin. It's killing me that I'm here. So if you're reading this Brittany and Scott, move back to Utah already ;)
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Love of my life: Michael Westen
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Milk preference: 1% but I can handle 2% and skim. I've never really had any experience with whole milk . . .
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Nicknames: Moe, Moe B, Morrow, Snow White, Mars, Maurinator, Maurberry